Last Year My Wife Ran Off With

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

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I Don't Mind What The Critics Say, So Long As I Get Some Reaction. The Worst Thing Is To Be Ignored.

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