Laugh A Lot. It Burns A Lot

I'm Trying To Create A Relationship With Myself. I Feel Good Being Married To Myself Right Now!

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

I Would Never Invite Cameras Into My Life Again.

It's So Much Baby And So Much Amniotic Fluid, It's Crazy. If We Have A 10 Pounder, Pray For Me!

It's Important For Country Fans To Know That I'm Not Just Trying To Come In And Take Their Money For A Cd.