Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

My Advice: Write Down Everything You Eat. It's Amazing What That "self Honesty" Can Do For You. (do You Really Want To Have To Confess That Doughnut? I Thought Not.)

I'm An Absolute Connoisseur Of Cheeseburgers And Like To Think That I Can Detect Even Mere Percentages Of Shift In Fat Content In Ground Meat In A Burger And Can Actually Name The Temperature To Which It Was Actually Cooked To The Degree If I'm, You Know, Really On My Game.

A Balanced Diet May Be The Best Medicine. I Was Eating Too Much Good Eats. But People Consider That Part Of Your Job, You Know? Eat. And I Do!

I'm Like A Really Goofy Home Ec Teacher.

I'm Grateful My Teenaged Daughter Is Healthy And Well And For The Work I Do To Make A Living.