Laughter Is Higher Than All Pain.

Polygamy: An Endeavour To Get More Out Of Life Than There Is In It

It Is Easy To Get Everything You Want, Provided You First Learn To Do Without The Things You Cannot Get.

What Others Say Of Me Matters Little; What I Myself Say And Do Matters Much.

Falling In Love Is The Beginning Of All Wisdom, All Sympathy, All Compassion, All Art, All Religion; And In It's Larger Sense Is The One Thing In Life Worth Doing.

There Have Always Existed Three Ways Of Keeping The People Loving And Loyal. One Is To Leave Them Alone, To Trust Them And Not To Interfere. This Plan, However, Has Very Seldom Been Practised, Because The Politicians Regard The Public As A Cow To Be Milked, And Something Must Be Done To Make It Stand Quiet.