Laughter Scares Off Lust.

Indifference Is An Excellent Substitute For Patience.

Vulgarity Is Innocent; Urbanity Is Not.

Every Declaration Of Love Contains An Unstated List Of Exceptions And Demands.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.

Realism: The Wealth Of Detail Guarantees The Truth Of The Tale.