Law Is A Bottomless Pit.

The Dumpling Is Indeed Of More Ancient Institution, And Of Foreign Origin; But Alas, What Were Those Dumplings? Nothing But A Few Lentils Sodden Together, Moisten'd And Cemented With A Little Seeth'd Fat.

The Dumpling-eaters Are A Race Sprung Partly From The Old Epicurean And Partly From The Peripatetic Sect; They Were First Brought Into Britain By Julius Caesar; And Finding It A Land Of Plenty, They Wisely Resolved Never To Go Home Again.

All The Politics In The World Are Nothing Else But A Kind Of Analysis Of The Quantity Of Probability In Casual Events, And A Good Politician Signifies No More But One Who Is Dexterous At Such Calculations.

He That Sows His Grain Upon Marble Will Have Many A Hungry Belly Before His Harvest.

Law Is A Bottomless-pit, It Is A Cormorant, A Harpy, That Devours Every Thing.