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There Are Online Forms You Can Fill Out To Send To Your Lawmakers, Demanding That Nothing - Nothing At All Or In Any Way - Be Done About Any Guns Whatever, Anywhere.

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.

Years Have Passed Since I Have Set Foot In A Comedy Club. If The Comic Is Doing Badly It's Painful, And If The Comic Is Doing Brilliantly, It's Extremely Painful.

Chris Matthews Can't Start Any Sentence Without 'let Me Ask You This... ' And I Love Chris Matthews! But Almost Everybody In Journalism Does It. Who's Stopping You? Just Say It!

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.