Lay In The Weeds And Wait, And

I Don't Think There's Ever Been A Friendly Divorce.

The Turn I Made Was Not The One I Planned. And I Watched My Social Standing Slip Away From Me, While I Watched The Bottle Slowly Take Command.

I'll Tell You What The Public Likes More Than Anything, It's The Most Rare Commodity In The World - Honesty.

There's One Thing I Never Did Do, And That Was Stink.

If I Had A Choice, And There Was A "y" In The Road, I Would Always Take The One That Was More Fun As Opposed To The One That Might Make Me More Money.