Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.

Whenever I Investigate A Smell, I Find That The Answer Is Always Bad. It's Never: 'what Is That? *sniff* Muffins!'

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.