Lemons Clean Everything. It's The Greatest Disinfectant.

I Was Actually Looking At Comedies And Wondered, 'why Is Every Comedy For A Women A Romantic One? I Was So Done! Then I Said, 'could I Look At Every Script Jim Carrey Rejected?' It Didn't Center Around Me Getting A Man.

I Basically Became A Cheerleader Because I Had A Very Strict Mom. That Was My Way Of Being A Bad Girl.

Crushes Are Wonderful-they Make You Feel Like You're Two Years Old, And You Say The Stupidest Things.

I Feel Like When You Have An Unauthorized Police Badge And Something That Looks Like It Could Be A Concealed Weapon In The Small Of Your Back That When You, Someone Crosses You, Pisses You Off, Road Rage, I Think Just The Slight Badge And The Little Moving Away Of The Jacket And Not Losing Eye Contact Does Amazing Things.

I Can Install Toilets. I Know All About The Wax Ring. I Can Tile Floors. I'm Learning How To Do Basic Wiring.