Let It Be Said That The Makeup

I Would Never Consent To A Lame Publicity Stunt At A Time When I Already Want To Hide.

As A Kid, I Spent Every Summer Bent Over A Stack Of Books, Obsessively Writing Detailed Reports On Each One.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

Juno: Woooah! ....dreeeaaam Big!

Los Angeles Is Often Described As The Nadir Of Vapidity, A Smog-choked Space Cradle.