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Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.
-Erma Bombeck
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Let Me Put It This Way. According

Erma Bombeck
Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.
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