Let's Face It, I Only Practice Yoga

I'm Intelligent Enough To Survive Happily And Be Compassionate. If I Were Too Smart, I Would Realize All The Ills Of The World.

Chemistry Cannot Be Purchased.

Normal Is Enormously Susceptible To Swinging With The Gusts Of Politics And History. Disguised As Scientific And Fixed, It Is Subjective And Protean. That Is Why I Used The Word Normative Above, A Term Derived From Statistics, Simply Meaning What Most People Do.

That's Not True. I Did Not Have Sexual Intercourse With Lindsay Lohan. ... A Lot Of People Probably Did, I Don't Know, [but I Did Not].

Every Male Secretly Wants Sex With Brad Pitt.