Let's Face It, I Only Practice Yoga

There Are Two Kinds Of Men. There Are Men Who Are F**king Misogynist Pigs And Then There Are Men Who Really Love Women, Who Think They’re The Most Amazing People In The World. And That’s Me. Maybe The Reason I Was Promiscuous And Wanted To Sleep With A Lot Of Them, Is That I Love Them So Much.

I'm Confident. Some People Don't Like Confidence. They Resent Confidence.

Every Male Secretly Wants Sex With Brad Pitt.

Do I Really Have Moves Like Jagger? F**king A, No, I Don’t. But I Was Going To Tell Everybody That I Did And Hoped They Believed Me.

I Do Believe That I Deserve What I Have. I Don't Think I'm Entitled To It. That's A Big Difference.