Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

It's Hard To Argue With The Government. Remember, They Are They Run The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms, So They Must Know A Thing Or Two About Satisfying Women.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.