Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

Hope Is A Pleasant Acquaintance, But An Unsafe Friend, Not The Man For Your Banker, Though He May Do For A Traveling Companion.

A Man Is Never Astonished That He Doesn't Know What Another Does, But He Is Surprised At The Gross Ignorance Of The Other In Not Knowing What He Does.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?

Favoritism Manifests Itself In All Departments Of Government, Public And Private. It Is The Harder To Avoid, Because It Is So Natural.