Life Has A Way Of Breaking Even

Success Is When Persistence Meets Preparation.

They’re Lucky I Didn’t Rip Their Arms Off For Touching Her. (devyn)

I Fell Out Of The Hammock While I Was Sleeping. (arik) On Your Head? (geary) Apparently. Good Thing It’s Hard, Huh? (arik)

You Okay? (grace) Oh, Yeah. I’m Just Fine Considering The Fact I’ve Walked Through Burning Fires That Hurt Less Than My Groin Does Right Now. (julian) I Said I Was Sorry. Okay, Can You Reach The Pedals? (grace) I’d Like To Reach Your Pedals…(julian) Julian! Would You Concentrate? (grace) All Right. I’m Concentrating. (julian) I Don’t Mean On My Breasts. (he Dropped His Hungry Gaze To Her Lap.) Or There, Either. (grace)

The Only Clothes Amanda Has Are The Ones On Her Back. (kyrian) From What I Saw, She Had No Clothes Whatsoever On Her Back. Her Front Neither. (nick) One Day, Gaitor Bait... (kyrian) Note To Self- Be Nice To Woman, Keep Mouth Shut. (nick)