Life Has Taught Me One Big Lesson,

They Put Me On Television. And The Whole Thing Broke Loose. It Was Wild, I Tell Ya For Sure.

A Little Less Fight And A Little More Spark, Close Your Mouth And Open Your Heart.

Didja Ever Get One Of Them Girls Who Just Wants To Watch The Show?

I've Come Too Far, And I Don't Know How To Get Back.

When I Was A Child, Ladies And Gentlemen, I Was A Dreamer. I Read Comic Books, And I Was The Hero Of The Comic Book. I Saw Movies, And I Was The Hero In The Movie. So Every Dream I Ever Dreamed, Has Come True A Hundred Times... I Learned Very Early In Life That "without A Song, The Day Would Never End; Without A Song, A Man Ain't Got A Friend; Without A Song, The Road Would Never Bend - Without A Song." So I Keep Singing A Song. Goodnight. Thank You.