Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.