Life Is A Comedy When Watching And

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

I Just Believe In A Huge Universe Of Billions Of Miles.

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.

Monty Python Paid Me £20,000 To Write, Direct And Assemble Them - The Cheapskates! I Told Them I'd Never Earned Less In A Year Since Leaving Cambridge. The First Show Sold Out In 43 Seconds And We Ended Up Performing Ten In Total. We Had No Idea There Would Be Such Demand.