Life Is A Comedy When Watching And

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

I Think You Often Learn From Failure. Success Just Teaches You How Great You Were, But In Fact It's Knowing What Will Fail That Will Help You To Make The Right Choices.

People Who Are Interested In Money Are Really Uninteresting People. They Look Like Donald Trump.