Life Is A Crisis - So What!

My Experience Of Ships Is That On Them One Makes An Interesting Discovery About The World. One Finds One Can Do Without It Completely.

Here We Have A Saying: A Good Friend Is Someone Who Visits You When You Are In Prison. But A Really Good Friend Is Someone Who Comes To Hear Your Lectures.

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

Reading Someone Else's Newspaper Is Like Sleeping With Someone Else's Wife. Nothing Seems To Be Precisely In The Right Place, And When You Find What You Are Looking For, It Is Not Clear Then How To Respond To It.

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.