Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

When The Enterprising Burglar Isn't Burgling; When The Cut-throat Isn't Occupied In Crime; He Loves To Hear The Little Brook A-gurgling; And Listen To The Merry Village Chime.

I Love My Fellow Creatures - I Do All The Good I Can - Yet Everybody Says I'm Such A Disagreeable Man!

Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll On! Through Pathless Realms Of Space, Roll On!

Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me As I Know Of Posterity.

After Many Unhappy Experiments In The Direction Of An Ideal Republic, It Was Found That What May Be Described As A Despotism Tempered By Dynamite Provides, On The Whole, The Most Satisfactory Description Of Ruler - An Autocrat Who Dares Not Abuse His Autocratic Power.