Life Is A Life-long Assignment That Must

Hey, Have You Heard That One About The Difference Between Me, Wit, And My Loutish Cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, So I Walk Into A Bar, You See, Very Unassuming, And Order A Martini. Then The Bartender, Hilarity, Hauls Off And Squirts Me In The Face With A Seltzer Bottle, Ruining My N Ice New Camel Hair Suit, Dousing My Monocle And My Watch Fob, Soaking My Cravat. So, Do I Let Him Have What For, And Blow My Top? I Do Not. I Simply Say: Sorry, I Believe I Said 'very Dry'.

I Am All For The Ipad, But Trust Me - Smelling It Will Get You Nowhere.

I Still Have A Steady Stream Of Book Cover Work. I'm Grateful For It. Viva Le Book!

Kiddies, Graphic Design, If You Wield It Effectively, Is Power. Power To Transmit Ideas That Change Everything. Power That Can Destroy An Entire Race Or Save A Nation From Despair. In This Century, Germany Chose To Do The Former With The Swastika, And America Opted For The Latter With Mickey Mouse And Superman.

What People Really Want, No Matter Who They Are, Is Someone To Listen To Them. ... People Have A Lot On Their Minds, However Trivial, And If You're Simply Willing To Sit There Like A Sack Of Dirt And Let Them Yammer, They Will Tell It To You.