Life Is A Party. Dress For It.

You Can Always Tell What Kind Of A Person A Man Really Thinks You Are By The Earrings He Gives You.

As You Grow Older, You Will Discover That You Have Two Hands, One For Helping Yourself, The Other For Helping Others.

Remember, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm. I Really Hope No One Misinterprets This Quote As Being About Masturbation.

There Is A Shade Of Red For Every Woman.

Success Is Like Reaching An Important Birthday And Finding You're Exactly The Same.