Life Is A Series Of Relapses And

Adversity Often Hatches Out The True Nobility Of Character.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

The Higher They Fly The Harder They Fall.

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.

Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.