Life Is A Zero Sum Game.

We Are A Nation Of Sheep, And Someone Else Owns The Grass.

I Think Tobacco And Alcohol Warnings Are Too General. They Should Be More To The Point: 'people Who Smoke Will Eventually Cough Up Small Pieces Of Lung.'... And 'warning!! Alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Jerk Your Father Was.'

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.

Have You Noticed When You Wear A Hat For A Long Time It Feels Like It's Not There Anymore? And Then When You Take It Off It Feels Like It's Still There?

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.