Life Is Full Of Horrible Mistakes.

You Need To Build An Ability To Just Be Yourself, And Not Be Doing Something.

I Don't Have A Room Full Of Writers Pitching Ideas. It's Just Me Out Of My Head.

Performing Comedy, You Develop A Rhythm Of Ideas And Laughs. I Live For It.

Young People Don't Even Consider That It's A Good Idea To Be Out On The Fringe, Which Is Where Good Ideas Come From.

Bill Gates Has 90 Billion Dollars ... If I Had 90 Billion Dollars, I Wouldn't Have It For Long Because I Would Just Dream Of All The Crazy Stuff I Could Do With It. This Guy, 90 Billion Dollars. He Could Buy Every Baseball Team And Make Them All Wear Dresses And Still Have 88 Billion Dollars.