Life Is Generally Something That Happens Elsewhere.

No Mention Of God. They Keep Him Up Their Sleeves For As Long As They Can, Vicars Do. They Know It Puts People Off.

Clichés Can Be Quite Fun. That's How They Got To Be Clichés.

My Films Are About Embarrassment.

Life Is Rather Like A Tin Of Sardines - We're All Of Us Looking For The Key.

Have You Ever Thought, Headmaster, That Your Standards Might Perhaps Be A Little Out Of Date? Of Course They're Out Of Date. Standards Are Always Out Of Date. That Is What Makes Them Standards.