Life Is Great When Your In Shape!

When I First Started Out, I Was Considered A Crackpot. The Doctors Used To Say, "don't Go To That Jack Lalanne, You'll Get Hemorrhoids, You Won't Get An Erection, You Women Will Look Like Men, You Athletes Will Get Muscle-bound -- This Is What I Had To Go Through.

The Secret To A Long And Healthy Marriage Is To Work At It And Don't Try And Change Each Other.

Homosexuals Love To Look Good. They're Clean, Neat. They're Fastidious, Well Mannered And Well Educated. They Like Aesthetic Things. They Like Good, Firm, Tight Bodies. Health. They Want To Attract Other Guys. What's Wrong With That? Why Be Slobs? You've Got To Be Insane To Suggest That Because Someone Looks Good, He Must Be Gay. That's Envy.

Never, Ever Get Satisfied; Keep The Carrot In Front Of The Horse.

If You've Got A Big Gut And You Start Doing Sit-ups, You Are Going To Get Bigger Because You Build Up The Muscle. You've Got To Get Rid Of That Fat! How Do You Get Rid Of Fat? By Changing Your Diet.