Life Is Like A Cash Register, In

You Must Remember To Love People And Use Things, Rather Than To Love Things And Use People.

It Is Not Particularly Difficult To Find Thousands Who Will Spend Two Or Three Hours A Day In Exercising, But If You Ask Them To Bend Their Knees To God In Five Minutes Of Prayer They Protest That It Is Too Long.

No Man Hates God Without First Hating Himself.

No One Has Ever Laughed At A Pun Who Did Not See In The One Word A Twofold Meaning. To Materialists This World Is Opaque Like A Curtain; Nothing Can Be Seen Through It. A Mountain Is Just A Mountain, A Sunset Just A Sunset; But To Poets, Artists, And Saints, The World Is Transparent Like A Window Pane - It Tells Of Something Beyond....a Mountain Tells Of The Power Of God, The Sunset Of His Beauty, And The Snowflake Of His Purity.

Every Child Should Have An Occasional Pat On The Back As Long As It Is Applied Low Enough And Hard Enough.