Life Is Like A Piano. What You

Step Up And Shake The Hand Of Someone You Can't Stand, You Can Tolerate Him If You Try!

Bad Weather Always Looks Worse Through A Window.

Once The Rockets Are Up, Who Cares Where They Come Down ? That's Not My Department.

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

I've Heard It Quoted That I Was Dead. You Can't Believe Anything You Read. That Was Just An Off-hand Remark Somebody Picked Up, And Now It's Been Quoted And Quoted, And Therefore Misquoted.