Life Is Like An Analogy.

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.

I'm Content To Stand On Tradition. I'm Even More Content To Wipe My Feet On It.

There Are Times When The End Justifies The Means. But When You Build An Argument Based On A Whole Series Of Such Times, You May Find That You've Constructed An Entire Philosophy Of Evil." --luke Skywalker

Definition Of 'free': You Pay For It Whether Or Not You Elect To Receive It.

And Unlike The Rest Of You, He Hasn’t Yet Time To Ruin His Career Or His Mind." "then He Won’t Do. Send Him Home. Get Us Another Lunatic." "excuse Me!" [hopping Up To Stand In His Seat] "elassar Targon, Master Of The Universe, Reporting For Duty!" "i Withdraw My Objection.