Life Is Measured By How You Lived

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

Honestly, I Really Don't Like Acting. I Don't Enjoy It. What I Do Like Is Going To A Movie Theatre And Seeing My Face On A Poster. I Like Seeing My Name On A Poster. That Is Cool.

When I First Got To St. Louis, I Saw The Arch And I Said, 'i Want To Go To That Mcdonalds.