Life Is One Long Process Of Getting

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.

In The Midst Of Vice We Are In Virtue, And Vice Versa.

Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is Argument.

The One Serious Conviction That A Man Should Have Is That Nothing Is To Be Taken Too Seriously.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.