Life Is Painting A Picture, Not Doing

Young Feller, You Will Never Appreciate The Potentialities Of The English Language Until You Have Heard A Southern Mule Driver Search The Soul Of A Mule.

I Like To Pay Taxes. With Them, I Buy Civilization.

On Every Stem, On Every Leaf,... And At The Root Of Everything That Grew, Was A Professional Specialist In The Shape Of Grub, Caterpillar, Aphis, Or Other Expert, Whose Business It Was To Devour That Particular Part.

Young Men Know The Rules, But Old Men Know The Exceptions.

Taxes Are What We Pay For Civilized Society