Life Is Tough; And If You Have

I Really Do Love Diana Ross; I Grew Up Listening To Her Records. I Grew Up In A Little Town In Mexico, So While We Got The Music, We Never Got The Experience Of Watching Her.

You Know Latin People? African-american People? How Our Skin Ages More Slowly? Even Though We're Dramatic, We Move Our Faces, We Eat Higher-fat Foods, We're The Ones With Fewer Wrinkles - It Makes You Wonder.

If You Look At Any Other Group Of People Suffering Injustice, Women Are Always In The Worst Situation Within That Group.

What You Need Is One Black Dress I Call Plan B. It Doesn't Have To Be Fabulous, It Just Looks Good, Covers Up The Problems And Is Neutral Enough For Dinner, Business, A Date, A Funeral. You Don't Overwear It, You Don't Overwash It, Because The Plan B Is - Gold.

I Keep Waiting To Meet A Man Who Has More Balls Than I Do.