Life Is Tough, Then You Die.

I Grew Up In New York Wanting To Be Like Those Funny Men In The Movies And On The Radio.

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'

If You're Looking For Self-help, Why Would You Read A Book Written By Somebody Else?

Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That Appears Backwards In A Mirror.

When He Got Loaded, The Human Cannonball Knew There Were Not Many Men Of His Caliber.