Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

In The Discovery Of Secret Things And In The Investigation Of Hidden Causes, Stronger Reasons Are Obtained From Sure Experiments And Demonstrated Arguments Than From Probable Conjectures And The Opinions Of Philosophical Speculators Of The Common Sort.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do

Deerstalking Would Be A Very Fine Sport If Only The Deer Had Guns.

Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me As I Know Of Posterity.