Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To

A Great Many People Who Spend Their Time Mourning Over The Brevity Of Life Could Make It Seem Longer If They Did A Little More Work.

The Most Pleasant And Useful Persons Are Those Who Leave Some Of The Problems Of The Universe For God To Worry About.

If The World Were Not So Full Of People, And Most Of Them Did Not Have To Work So Hard, There Would Be More Time For Them To Get Out And Lie On The Grass, And There Would Be More Grass For Them To Lie On.

I Do Not See Why Men Sheould Be So Proud Insects Have The More Ancient Lineage According To The Scientists Insects Were Insects When Man Was Only A Burbling Whatisit.

It Has Been My Observation And Experience, And That Of My Family, That Nothing Human Works Out Well.