Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old

Innocence Is Its Own Defense.

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse.

Sloth, Like Rust, Consumes Faster Than Labor Wears, While The Used Key Is Always Bright.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Order - Let All Your Things Have Their Places; Let Each Part Of Your Business Have Its Time.