Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old

The Two Most Beautiful Sights I Have Witnessed In My Life Are A Full Blown Ship At Sail And The Round-bellied Pregnant Female.

The Most Exquisite Folly Is Made Of Wisdom Spun Too Fine.

Be Civil To All; Serviceable To Many; Familiar With Few; Friend To One; Enemy To None.

The Foundation Of All Happiness In Thinking Rightly.

Let Me Resolve To Be Virtuous, That I May Be Happy, That I May Please Him, Who Is Delighted To See Me Happy. Amen.