Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To

Monty Python Only Became Valuable When It Was Sold To Public Broadcasting Service (pbs) In America. They Didn't Pay Much Either, But The Series Has Been Shown Repeatedly, Which Led To Lucrative Tapes, Cds And Dvds.

The Next Step Will Be For The Colonists On Mars To Throw Off The Hand Of The United States. There Will Be This Wonderful Historical Irony. When The People On Mars Write A Declaration Of Independence Saying, 'we Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident...', The Us Will Be Rather Pissed Off.

I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So Tedious.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.