Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened

The Key Is Never, Never Work. Nothing Is More Aging Than Work. It's Not Only The Strain Of Getting Up In The Morning For Work, But It's The Resentment That Settles On Your Face

I Learned Very Early In Life That I Was Always Going To Need People More Than They Needed Me

For Flavor, Instant Sex Will Never Supersede The Stuff You Have To Peel And Cook.

If You Describe Things As Better Than They Are, You Are Considered To Be A Romantic; If You Describe Things As Worse Than They Are, You Will Be Called A Realist; And If You Describe Things Exactly As They Are, You Will Be Thought Of As A Satirist.

To Love Another Person You Have To Undertake Some Fragment Of Their Destiny.