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If You Look At Yourself As A Star, You've Already Lost Something In The Portrayal Of Any Human Being.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

My Early Days In Broadway Were All Comedies. I Never Did A Straight Play On Broadway.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.

If I Start To Become A Star, I'll Lose Contact With The Normal Guys I Play Best.