Like A Midget At A Urinal I

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.

I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.