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In Episodic Television You'll Have A Good Guy Who's On Every Week And That's His Show! He's The Regular On It, And You're Not Going To Be "gooder" Than He Is; I Mean, He's The Guy Who's Got To Solve Your Problem! So If You're Playing A Good Guy, You Have To Have A Problem, And He's Going To Solve It For You. And The Only Really Strong Dramatic Part Is The Heavy, Because The Meaner And Crueler And Rottener You Are, The Better The Good Guy Looks When He Whips Ya' At The End Because He Always Is Gonna Whip Ya! So, The Best Dramatic Guest Shot Is The Heavy.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?