Like A Volvo, Bjorn Borg Is Rugged,

When I Was Young I Never Believed That Australia Was Anything Else Except Blessed. I Thought It Was A Little Dull When I Was Young, But That Was 'cause I Was A Snob.

Twin Miracles Of Mascara, Her Eyes Looked Like The Corpses Of Two Small Crows That Had Crashed Into A Chalk Cliff.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

All Honest Labor Becomes Easy; It Only Becomes Hard When Done With Unwillingness.

All I Can Do Is Turn A Phrase Until It Catches The Light.