Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.