Like God's Own Chocolate, I'd Lick Her

Abby: I Could Be A Slave To Your Darkest Desires. I Can Do Things. Anything You Want. Tommy: Well, That's Terrific, Because We Have A Lot Of Laundry Piled Up And The Apartment Is A Wreck. Abby: Anything You Desire, My Lord. I Can Do Laundry, Clean, Bring You Small Creatures To Quench Your Thirst Until I Am Worthy.

I Fear You May Become A Lonely Man, Even In The Company Of Others.

She's Evil. Evil, Evil, Evil. I Want To See Her Naked.

This Is The Man Who Called The Fire Department When The Toilet Backed Up, And I'm Asking Him For Help. What Was I Thinking? Why Am I Attracted To Weak Men?

What This Movie Needs Is More Brain Eating Zombies.