Like Most Professional Golfers, I Have A

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures, And Not In Still Waters.

I Play With Friends, But We Don't Play Friendly Games.

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.