Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

When You're More Mature, You Do Start Telling The Truth, In Odd Situations. "i'm Sorry, I've Broken A Glass Here. Is That Expensive? I'll Pay For It. I'm Sorry." And You Do That So That People In The Room Might Go, "what A Strong Personality That Person Has. I Like To Have Sex With People With Strong Personalities."

Someone's Killed 100,000 People. We're Almost Going, "well Done! You Killed 100,000 People? You Must Get Up Very Early In The Morning! I Can't Even Get Down The Gym. Your Diary Must Look Odd: 'get Up In The Morning, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death - Lunch - Death, Death, Death - Afternoon Tea - Death, Death, Death - Quick Shower ...' "

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

They’re Not Women’s Clothes. They’re My Clothes. I Bought Them.