Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

Charles Darwin Wrote A Famous Book In 18 [gibberish]. And That Book Was An Interesting Book, Cuz It Was Called "monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-you".

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

So The American Government Lied To The Native Americans For Many, Many Years, And Then President Clinton Lied About A Relationship, And Everyone Was Surprised! A Little Naive, I Feel!