Living In La Is Like Not Having

I Never Used To Like Babies. I'd Always Thought If A Baby Were More Like A Chimpanzee, I'd Have One

I Remember Being In Tears At The Hospital After Chloe Was Born, At The Thought That Someday She Would Have To Leave Home.

I Have Never Appreciated A Quiet Moment With A Friend As Much, A Quiet Moment With A Book And I Think Part Of That Is My Obsession With Being Older And Time Going Faster And It's Become Increasingly Sweeter For Me.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.