Living Too Long Exacts A Painful Price.

The Theme Of My Autobiography Could Only Be Repetition.

The Aphorist Is A Hit And Run Artist.

No Dignity Without Distance.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

My Parents Wanted Me To Solace Them For Sorrows They Denied Having Had.